Friday, December 21, 2007

Hot Chicks Causing Global Warming

The lefties in England have come up with another culprit for global warming. The fact that women are attracted to guys in big, bad, fast cars. Of course, guys will would dance barefoot on shards of glass if they thought it would impress the babes. Now, these guys aren't really concerned about what the ugly women want. Therefore, hot chicks cause global warming.

In the opinion of the British activists it's the culture of the planet that must change. This is a common theme in left-wing problem solving. It usually involves changing the nature of human beings. Human beings are the cause of all the world's problems. Capitalism, of course would look at things a little differently. Maybe create big, bad, fast cars that don't emit CO2. But the left would rather dispense with the fast cars and the desire for them.

If you are a left-wing tree-hugger, pay heed. This is the kind of attitude that will backfire on you. I know I'm not alone when I say that if we have to drive little, slow cars and disappoint hot chicks around the world to save the planet...screw the planet!

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