Monday, January 21, 2008

UFO's over Texas

The reports are streaming in. It can't be denied. It appears we have been visited by beings from another planet. Over 50 people in Stephenville, Texas have reported seeing the strange craft. What's even stranger is that out of those 50 people, none of them had a video camera, a still camera or even a camera phone. This has got to be the only place in America where you can find a random sample of 50 people without the capability of taking a picture.

Fox News did show some viewer submitted stills from just outside Austin. They show undeniable proof that we have been visited by very tiny aliens with advanced blurring technology. One of the specks was white, the other black (good aliens and bad aliens?)

The craft had the abiility to hover silently and also to attract throngs of reporters, curiosity seekers and UFO enthusiasts to the small town providing a much needed boost to the local economy.

1 comment:

Wifezilla said...

Wait! What's that in the sky? Right over my small town that could seriously use some economic stimulation? A UFO! Oh darn, my 2 digital cameras don't have charged batteries, and my movie camera is out of digital tape.

I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.